carfax lessons

first of all, carfax the club, not the used car sales thingie. and no, it's not a strip club, they just wanted something attention grabbing on their site, i guess.

1. food from the food cart outside carfax is delicious, increasingly tasty in proportion to how late it is. eat it.

2. oh man, look at those hipsters in there! so many hipsters in carfax. avoid the german ones though, especially if they are there to see a half-literate pair of german rappers.

3. don't start a fight, and if you do, don't for the love of god shove the security guy trying to break it up, because he will drag you outside, knock your ass to the ground, step on your head, kick your ribs, and taser you several times. and then your blood will be all over the pavement. and don't be the good samaritan trying to intervene in the excessive guard-patron exchange cause the guard will punch you so hard in the face that you will fly backwards and hit the ground. and don't be belligerant when you drive away, because the same guard will try to taser your car.

4. if you call the cops during a fight like the one described above they won't show up, even if they were at the food cart just a little while earlier. in fact, the dispatcher probably won't know what the hell you're trying to ask her for.

5. this man is totally serious about what he does.

friday was one of those nights when you come home and it's light out and the birds are singing...but don't worry, the only part of those lessons that apply to me/my friends were #1 and #2. i did try to call the cops unsuccessfully though.

the serious part of the program is winding down soon, since classes end in a week and a half. that will be followed by a two week break of nothing, a few exams, and a few more weeks of nothing for the people who are sticking around. i guess i'll have more time for forced migration research, which is good since i need it...jeez, if i didn't have that to do i can't imagine how bored i would be.